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Scaredy-Kat: The most popular kid at Mockingbird High, Scaredy is the leader of her little group of friends. The faculty adores her (she's a "teacher's pet"), but they have no idea that she's the one constantly pulling pranks in school when no one is looking.

At the end of her ninth life, after eating a party size bag of cat-nip, she pulled a prank that backfired on her (actually, it was the bottle-rocket that backfired). Needless to say - she didn't come back for a tenth.

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Doggy-Bone: Doggy-Bone is not the sharpest knife in the drawer, or the brightest crayon in the box. He's just not smart ... but he always means well. As Scaredy-Kat's loyal sidekick, he's often coerced in doing bad things and pulling pranks.

Although he's quite large (or as his mom calls him, "big-boned"), Doggy-Bone is as kind as can be, and doesn't know his own strength. He's also an avid skater...even though a childhood ear infection totally threw off his balance.

His death came about when, one day, he chased a car that happened to be coming at him at 50 miles per hour!

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Split-Hare: Split-Hare has a few bones to pick with Scaredy-Kat. It is widely know thought Mockingbird High that the two are immortal enemies, although Scaredy-Kat has no idea why.

This scheming bunny splits her time between hanging out with her equally evil friend Slither, and attempting to send Scaredy-Kat back to the living world by un-killing her.

Split-Hare's got a split personality. One second, she'll be disturbingly depressed - until the slightest thing sets her off for one of her patented freak-outs and she becomes angry, hyper and just plain mean! Regardless, of her current state of mind, you can always count on her to be cynical.

Split-Hare died when she jumped into what she thought was a rabbit hole, but was actually the basement entrance to an illegal cosmetics factory.

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Slither Evil to the bone, Slither is Split-Hare's sidekick and best friend. He met his unfortunate demise when he thought he met his soul mate - which turned out to be a lit stick of dynamite. Well, he did think she was a real firecracker.

He has been mistaken for a: crowbar, back scratcher, grappling hook, jump rope, javelin, pole vault, limbo stick and even a toilet plunger (yechhh!).

He has a bit of a lisp, which makes it a little tough for him to hiss, but it doesn? seem to affect his foul language.

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Belfry: In a word, Belfry is crazy - but he prefers to be called "batty". Being the only kid at school who's not dead, Belfry is a bit different from his companions. He was actually born a premature vampire bat, and could never morph all the way into a full-fledged one.

Belfry is legally blind, but surprisingly aware of what goes on around him. You'll often find him hovering above the action like a "fly on the wall". He uses sonar and iTunes podcasts to keep up to date on things he can? see for himself.

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French-Frog: French-Frog is a foreign exchange student at Mockingbird High.

He is a little sensitive and overly dramatic, which usually sets him up to get picked on.

He lost his life - and his legs - in a French Bistro's kitchen. Upon arrival to the afterworld, the high school's janitor, Rex, was kind enough to replace his legs with some springs he found in the boiler room.

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Bow-nee: Bow-nee, who resides on the top of Scaredy-Kat's head, is the little voice that tells Scaredy to do bad things. Nobody is sure where she came from, or why she's got a mind of her own, but one thing's for sure: Bow-nee is bad news.

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Roadkill: Roadkill (real name: Hubert Kapp) is a hick raccoon who grew up in rural Nebraska. He fancies himself a "gansta" and his life goal is to try to get the "Mid-Coast" on the map - or at least in the middle of the East Coast-West Coast rap wars. He likes snappin' on his classmates' mamas, so he never won many popularity contests.

His hobbies are playing cee-lo and tagging. He speaks in rhyme and has a slight Staten Island accent even though he's never left the county line in his lifetime. Prone to motor vehicle accidents, he has track marks that follow him around. He always dreamed of the glory of being taken out by a nice car.

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Hipp: Hipp prides himself on having over 4000 songs on his mp3 player, with not one band anyone else has ever heard of. Every day, he wears skinny ties and three button suits that are WAY too tight, but he brushes off the criticism and calls them "fitted". He also always wears black plastic glasses even though he has perfect 20/20 vision.

He collects everything from action figures to 8-track tapes, and has spent every nickel of all the allowance he ever got on the most complete Kung Fu VHS collection...only to have the DVD player come out that year. Hipp ended up at Mockingbird when he got "poached" after testing out some kung fu movie moves on the wrong guy.

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Rex: Rex is the school custodian. He lives in the boiler room and has seen it all and done it all (or at least that is what he's always muttering). He's somewhere between a million years old and a trillion...but who's counting. Put it this way: he's so old he passes dust instead of gas.

He's also the old wise man of the school, always giving the kids life advice -- not that it's good advice and not that the kids ask for it, he just likes to talk. His memory isn't what it used to be, but that might just be from all the fumes he breaths in the maintenance closet.

Whether it's springs for French Frog's legs or using thumb-tacks as dentures, Rex is always jerry-rigging things that need fixing...and even things that don't.

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Substitute Russ: Substitute Wally P. Russ is actually a permanent teacher. He is called "substitute" because that is what he was in his past life, and probably because the students still treat him like one.

Usually the prime target for the school's unofficial spitball team, he has also been the victim of countless stink bombs, eraser thefts, butt tacks and whoopee cushion harassment. He has tried numerous stupid techniques to try to get the kids in line. He even glued fake eyes to the back of his head. The kids didn't buy it since they saw he did not realize the massive "kick me" sign just below his shoulders.

He used to just hate Eskimo hunters, but now he is an equal opportunity hater and hates everyone.

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